Thursday, 21 June 2012

Grillust Supremo Carries Torch!

Grillust™supremo Captain Simon Davies is pictured above proudly carrying the 'Olympic - Coca Cola - Samsung Flame™' to it's overnight resting place of Bitts Park, here in lovely Carlisle.

Well over fifty local residents turned out to witness this once in a lifetime experience which also included light entertainment provided by contemporary pop singer Katy B? No, we hadn't heard of her either...

The ever enthusiastic 'Captain' (who was selected for his services to knitting and stitching) decided to 'pimp' his torch by adding a 50:50 mix of bush kerosene and rubbing alcohol. This resulted in a scalding arc of flame that all those who witnessed it, will find hard to wipe from their memory even though their sight is gradually returning and facial hair will grow back in time.

The emergency services have since stood down...


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