We said... "Can you play the ukulele?" whilst thrusting the official office ukulele (what do you mean other, inferior, courses don't have an official office ukulele?) into Hayley's hands the very moment she walked in the door. And what do you know?
If only we'd thought to ask Barry Bagpipes or Hector Horn if they had any moniker related skills!
The name Hayley Ukulele is a fabrication. As is Barry Bagpipes. Hector Horn? he's real though.
Next week - Kelly Kittenjuggler.