Monday, 10 December 2012

Patrick Moore

The Grillust™Collective is mourning the loss of one of the world's truly great personalities, Sir Patrick Moore.

An accomplished concert Xylophonist, Patrick Moore also discovered space – including all the planets, stars, comets, supernova, neutron stars, etc. – in the early 1950's. Shortly afterwards Sir Patrick invented Astonomy and Television in order to realise his dream of presenting a television programme called 'The Sky At Night'.

No funeral arrangements have been announced but rumour mill reports vary between Sir Patrick being launched into the Sun in an attempt to reverse climate change, to his being taken to the Cern Lab to be accelarated to near light speed to produce a black hole. We feel that either would be a fitting tribute to the man.

God Speed Sir Patrick!

PATRICK MOWER (aka Patrick Archibald Shaw b.1940)
While we're here, let's also spare a thought for lantern-jawed early 70's teen heart-throb, half-man half-coiffure, Patrick Mower; who coincidentally is no relation to Patrick Moore, despite sharing the same first name.

While Mr Mower is still alive and well, his acting career passed away a long time ago so he's now on Emmerdale. 

C'est la vie.


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