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Monday 7 February 2011

Shocking News!

It is with great regret and a heavy heart that we announce that Dylan and Dylan's hair have decided to split.

Insiders close to the iconic duo confirmed that tensions between them had been growing for months. It now seems clear that Dylan was aspiring for a more controlled Morrissey/James Dean thing (favouring a 45 degree bias) whereas his hair was striving for a more unbridled, perpendicular look (see the photograph below).



Dylan today with (inset) his hair in happier times.

An official spokesperson confirmed that 'tonsorial differences' lay behind the breakup.
Dylan has refused to be drawn on his future plans but his hair has responded provocatively by joining Earth Wind & Fire (below).




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